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Aight brahs, I’ll be on tomorrow.
Lock and load the questions if y’alls want (:

Aight brahs, I’ll be on tomorrow.

Lock and load the questions if y’alls want (:

Apples may be eaten.
Anonymous

I told you, Kony makes all the answers clear.

I have 5 apples, a child steals one, I crucify her and eat her fingers, how many do I have left?
Anonymous

Considering the factors at hand, and assuming she drops the apple she stole in a blindingly, crippling pain, then there’d be five left. (Situation dictates that no apples were eaten) 

However a better answer to this would probably be KONY2012.

Steampug, get it?

Steampug, get it?

What is the average number of peanuts in a bag of peanuts?

Well you see, some sacs are bigger than other sacs. So you’re going to get a higher probability of getting many more nuts out of bigger sacs in comparison to those small sacs; you’re going to have varying peanut averages in association to sac size. Something almost like a fabled “Dick to Mouth Ratio”

Some people have extreme difficulty fitting all those nuts in their mouth at one time.

Has anyone really been as far as to go be more like?
Anonymous